Are Women Clever?
Well,
let's see:
A woman
and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely! This must be a sign from God!" The
woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to
the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having
any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just
wait for the police."
MORAL
OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them.